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Database 2: The SQL T-Shirt

Database 2: The SQL T-Shirt

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What was the first database ever created? I don't know, but it must have been good enough for them to make a SQL. This funny mock movie poster shirt makes a great gift for that geeky nerd in your life. At the very least, you'll get to hear them groan as they read the terrible database pun.

Key Features

⭐ With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

⭐ Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

⭐ Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

⭐ Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton except Ash - 99% cotton and 1% polyester,
heather colors and Solid Black Blend are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
(Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton, 10% polyester)

Clothing Details

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

Size Chart

 

  Width, in Length, in Sleeve length, in
S 17.99 27.99 8.90
M 20.00 29.02 9.17
L 22.01 30.00 9.45
XL 24.02 31.02 9.72
2XL 25.98 32.01 10.00
3XL 27.99 32.99 10.39

 

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dryclean.

Return Policy

All Absurd Preferred products are unique and produced only
once ordered. This means that returns and exchanges are not supported if
a customer orders the wrong size, color, or simply changed their mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error,
Absurd Preferred offers a free replacement or a refund if you contact us
within 30 days of product delivery. Please reach out to us using our contact form.

If there’s an issue affecting multiple products that use the same
design, an additional photo (or video) of all affected items visible in
one frame will be required for confirmation purposes.

Please note that Absurd Preferred will not be held responsible and
will not offer replacements or refunds if the customer ordered the wrong
size or color. In case of an unsuccessful delivery, a partial refund
will be issued.

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