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Dead Without Coffee - Premium Soft Halloween Tee

Dead Without Coffee - Premium Soft Halloween Tee

Regular price $31.24 USD
Regular price Sale price $31.24 USD
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This comfy Dead Without Coffee shirt is perfect for the spookiest time of year! Show your love for caffeine and skeletons with this premium soft tee. 'Cause you know you were dead inside without your coffee!

Key Features

Double needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes garment more attractive

Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% ring-spun cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that a make very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing.

Clothing Details

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The men’s garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Size Chart


Width (in)
Length (in)
Sleeve Center Back (in)
18 ¼
26 ⅝
16 ¼
20 ¼
17 ¾
29 ⅜
30 ¾
20 ½
31 ⅝
21 ¾
27 ¾
32 ½
23 ¼


Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F);
  • Do not bleach;
  • Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat;
  • Do not dryclean.

Return Policy

All Absurd Preferred products are unique and produced only
once ordered. This means that returns and exchanges are not supported if
a customer orders the wrong size, color, or simply changed their mind.

However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error,
Absurd Preferred offers a free replacement or a refund if you contact us
within 30 days of product delivery. Please reach out to us using our contact form.

If there’s an issue affecting multiple products that use the same
design, an additional photo (or video) of all affected items visible in
one frame will be required for confirmation purposes.

Please note that Absurd Preferred will not be held responsible and
will not offer replacements or refunds if the customer ordered the wrong
size or color. In case of an unsuccessful delivery, a partial refund
will be issued.

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